Heat your soul.
Mine your sats.

We host a Bitcoin miner inside a working Finnish smoke sauna. The waste heat warms the löyly. The sats stack to your wallet. Once a year, you fly in for the evening yourself.

€3,000 / year
12 founding seats
4 TH/s dedicated

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How it works

A loop where Bitcoin's waste heat becomes a Finnish luxury.

01

We mine

Your dedicated 4 TH/s ASIC runs 24/7 inside a working wood-fired sauna in Finland. Powered by Nordic hydroelectric energy.

02

The heat warms the löyly

Mining waste heat is ducted directly into the sauna chamber. Real-world utility — no flares, no waste, no apologies.

03

Sats stack to your wallet

100% of mined BTC is paid monthly to a Bitcoin address you control. Sauna Hash never custodies your sats. You hold the keys.

04

Once a year, you fly in

A private löyly evening at the site, your year's hash report, a glass of Finnish ice wine, and dinner with the founding twelve.

The founding offer

Twelve seats. First-come, first-served. Locked rate for life.

  • 4 TH/s dedicated ASIC, hosted at our Finnish facility
  • 100% of mined BTC paid monthly to a wallet you control
  • Quarterly photo of your miner in the sauna + monthly hash & uptime report
  • Annual private löyly evening with founder dinner (Oct – Mar)
  • Lifetime founding-member rate locked at €3,000 / year
  • 48-hour hardware-failure replacement guarantee
  • First access to future Sauna Hash Lapland retreats

Questions

Why Finland?

Cheap, clean Nordic hydroelectric power. A climate that's cold ten months of the year, so the heat is genuinely useful — not theatre. And a 2,000-year sauna tradition.

Where does the heat actually go?

Your miner sits inside an insulated cabinet ducted directly into the sauna chamber. We control airflow and humidity so the sauna runs at proper löyly temperatures (70–90°C) without overheating the hardware. Surplus heat in summer is diverted to a hot-water loop on site.

Who actually mines my BTC?

You do — through us. Your dedicated 4 TH/s ASIC mines into a major pool, and 100% of the BTC is paid monthly to a Bitcoin address you control. You hold the keys — we never custody your sats.

What about taxes?

Tax treatment depends on your jurisdiction. We provide an annual hash and payout report you can hand to your accountant.

What if the miner fails?

48-hour hardware-replacement guarantee. We hold spare ASICs on site. Any downtime is recorded and reflected in your monthly report.

When does operation begin?

We begin operations once the twelve founding seats are filled.

Can I visit my miner?

Yes — that's the point. The annual löyly evening is included for every founding member, and additional visits can be arranged at cost.

Twelve seats. One chance.

No payment now. We'll be in touch when seats open.